life is too bizarre. =)

You can travel without spending too much money. Just close your eyes and go to a different place. I just want to travel the world.

At a restaurant:

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Waiter: “Would you like a table?”
Me: “No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.”

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